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This is not satire. This is not a painfully unfunny College Humor skit. This is an actual video shown to actual people when they arrive at an actual theme park.
There's just so much to talk about here:
Like how we're led to believe that there was a written language before the flood.
Or the way this Noah insists that the Ark is actually a ship.
Or the awkward modern-ish way everyone talks. Or how Noah apparently contracted workers from the people doomed to be destroyed in the flood.
Or how Noah's family seem to be the only people aware that large dinosaurs exist alongside them.
Or how the sin of the world is represented by an opinionated woman and people of colour in tribal regalia.
Or the loaded implications of the one "journalist" who calls Noah a "bigot" for insulting his vaguely defined "freedom".
Or the over-the-top smug way the "interviewers" speak. It's almost the only direction given to them was to "act secular".
Or how this whole video just drags on way longer than it should.
So much.
Someone please send this to Hugo and Jake of Bible Reloaded.
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What happened to the Songhua river mammoth?
https://animal.memozee.com/ArchOLD-7/1200283717.jpg You don't hear about that guy anymore. It used to be a contender for the largest land mammal going with a mounted skeleton at the Ibaraki Nature museum apparently reaching 30 feet long and 17 feet tall, but that record seems to now be taken by Palaeoloxodon namadicus which which is confusing because most size estimates I've seen for P. namadicus place it around 22 feet long and 16 feet tall. Also, Wikipedia says the Songhua river mammoth belongs to the steppe mammoth species but the largest Steppe mammoth mentioned is only 14 feet tall. What's up with that? Was the Japanese giant cancelled?
Jurassic World Evolution 1 vs 2
What’s up with Jurassic World Evolution 2? Why are there two of them? The first game didn’t even come out that long ago. Could they not have fixed any issues with a patch or expansion pack? Why make a whole new game?
I'M BACK ON TUMBLR!!!
After almost a month, tumblr finally reinstated my account! It's still under appeal for "adult content" which is less than ideal but it feels good to be back. And now I know to send ONE appeal, not panic and send a whole bunch of them.
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Yeah TBR!